See the above. Afterwards see the below: Indubitably, Enter the Void boasts the best opening title sequence since Panic Room. Similarities end there, as everything that follows bears little-to-infinitesimal resemblance to movies, reality, and in […]
311 is a good band
Author: Carmen Petaccio
I blog, therefore I am.
Today: October 18th 2010
Reality, As I’m sure you know I spent four hours last night meditating on Don Draper’s fiance’s teeth. In retrospect, my time may have been better spent doing my ShakeWeight regiment or flossing, but then […]
Today: October 13th 2010
Dear Carmen, You are very close. After today’s interminable bureaucracy session your graduate school applications are nearly complete. Sadly, your hope that the selection committees will decide your fate is highly unlikely (probably due to […]
The Strawberry Criterion: The Facebook Movie
Near the beginning of the third act of The Social Network, there is a scene with rowboats. Two boats race on the River Thames, powered by sixteen rowers working in furious physical harmony and one-mindedness. Not […]
Today: October 12th 2010
Reality, You will never understand me, but I’m coming to grips with that. O’s and X’s, Carmen
Today: October 10th 2010
Dear Carmen, Understandably, you are upset. If it’s any consolation, life will prove to be little more than a series of the important things in your life being robbed from you in painful succession. I […]
