Reality, As I’m sure you know I spent four hours last night meditating on Don Draper’s fiance’s teeth. In retrospect, my time may have been better spent doing my ShakeWeight regiment or flossing, but then […]
Dear Carmen, You are very close. After today’s interminable bureaucracy session your graduate school applications are nearly complete. Sadly, your hope that the selection committees will decide your fate is highly unlikely (probably due to […]
Near the beginning of the third act of The Social Network, there is a scene with rowboats. Two boats race on the River Thames, powered by sixteen rowers working in furious physical harmony and one-mindedness. Not […]
Reality, You will never understand me, but I’m coming to grips with that. O’s and X’s, Carmen
Dear Carmen, Understandably, you are upset. If it’s any consolation, life will prove to be little more than a series of the important things in your life being robbed from you in painful succession. I […]
Today, the FOX Broadcasting Company decided to cancel the very solid hourlong drama series Lone Star. So I’m starting a fucking blog.