For reasons previously iterated, I will be serializing my novel, Chill or Fraud?, in its entirety on this blog. You can read the latest version of the novel’s second chapter, “Gentrified Brooklyn,” by clicking the words below […]
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Worst to First: David Fincher Movies
David Fincher isn’t often described as a playful director. On the surface, his ten feature films appear to be linked more by technical aesthetics than by theme, with the clinically meticulous arrangement of his shots […]
The Strawberry Criterion: The Mulaney Pilot
The three best American stand-up comedians currently living are, in my opinion and deliberate order, Mike Birbiglia, Louis C.K., and John Mulaney, whose eponymous sitcom, Mulaney, premiered last night on FOX. Under no circumstances should you watch […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Five
In Week Four of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, George cruised to an easy victory over Carmen and “special” guest competitor Ryan Rudnicki. Will George’s luck continue in Week […]
Should Lena Dunham Have to Pay Her Art Slaves?
The question of proper monetary compensation for artists should have precisely nothing to do with Lena Dunham, whom is neither an artist nor a person raised by artists, but her momentary association has–albeit inadvertently–injected a semblance […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Four
In Week Three of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen and George waged war for five consecutive days, only to arrive at the most uneventful of draws. Can Carmen break […]
Speculative Fan Fiction: True Detective Season 2
News broke yesterday that Vince Vaughn (The Dilemma) and Colin Farrell (Ondine) would be playing two of the four purported leads in the second season of HBO’s popular existential cop drama True Detective. According to a confused unpaid […]
READ MY NOVEL NOW: Chill or Fraud? Chapter One
For reasons previously iterated, I will be serializing my novel, Chill or Fraud?, in its entirety on this blog. You can read the latest version of the novel’s first chapter, “I,” by clicking the words below this […]
Rapid Reax: U2’s Songs of Innocence
The commercial and cultural partnership between Apple and U2 is a codependent relationship unique in its scale, banality, and, increasingly, its mutual destructiveness. Like the high school power couple aging into white trash adulthood, the best days […]
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