Congratulations In Order: I Fail, Again

Due to the severe burning incurred by my left ring toe at the beach on Monday, I’m going to be unable to post my overwrought and unnecessary reviews of Fleet Foxes’ Helplessness Blues, [Tyler, The Creator]’s Goblin, and The Antlers’ Burst Apart.  I am so, so sorry, whole world.  Hopefully, these austere Strawberry Verdicts will be guides enough.  If not, feel free to add cpholla2k5 to your AIM buddy list and we can discuss further.  If not if not, please accept the attached video as an unworthy recompense.  Thanks so much!

Austere Strawberry Verdicts

Helplessness Blues=5 Strawberries out of 5 Strawberries

Goblin=3.5 Strawberries out of 5 Strawberries

Burst Apart=4.5 Strawberries out of 5 Strawberries