The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Thirteen

In Week Twelve of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, George goosed Carmen over the head with a sledgehammer of a +4 rightness differential. How will Carmen respond in Week Thirteen? Will he counter-goose George’s goose? Or will George parry-goose Carmen’s counter-goose, re-goosing Carmen? Tune in like four days ago, yesterday, and tonight to find out! And remember: Nada hay más surreal que la realidad.

The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas

Week Thirteen

(Picks appear in bold and ital.)

Georgie’s Picks

Green Bay Packers (+6) over Detroit Lions–WRONG

Dallas Cowboys (-9) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG

Baltimore Ravens (-3) over Pittsburgh Steelers–WRONG

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+9.5) over Carolina Panthers–WRONG

Cleveland Browns (-7.5) over Jacksonville Jaguars–WRONG

Indianapolis Colts (-4) over Tennessee Titans–RIGHT

Chicago Bears (EVEN) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG

Miami Dolphins (EVEN) over New York Jets–RIGHT

Arizona Cardinals (+3) over Philadelphia Eagles–PUSH

New England Patriots (-9) over Houston Texans–WRONG

Buffalo Bills (-3) over Atlanta Falcons–WRONG

St. Louis Rams (+10) over San Francisco 49ers–PUSH

Kansas City Chiefs (+4.5) over Denver Broncos–WRONG

Cincinnati Bengals (EVEN) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT

New York Giants (EVEN) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT

Seattle Seahawks (-5.5) over New Orleans Saints–RIGHT

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Georgie’s Week 13 Record: 5-9-2

Georgie’s Cumulative Record: 79-108-5

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CarCar’s Picks

Detroit Lions (-6) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT

Dallas Cowboys (-9) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG

Pittsburgh Steelers (+3) over Baltimore Ravens–RIGHT

Carolina Panthers (-9.5) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT

Jacksonville Jaguars (+7.5) over Cleveland Browns–RIGHT

Indianapolis Colts (-4) over Tennessee Titans–RIGHT

Chicago Bears (EVEN) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG

Miami Dolphins (EVEN) over New York Jets–RIGHT

Arizona Cardinals (+3) over Philadelphia Eagles–PUSH

New England Patriots (-9) over Houston Texans–WRONG

Buffalo Bills (-3) over Atlanta Falcons–WRONG

St. Louis Rams (+10) over San Francisco 49ers–PUSH

Denver Broncos (-4.5) over Kansas City Chiefs–RIGHT

Cincinnati Bengals (EVEN) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT

New York Giants (EVEN) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT

Seattle Seahawks (-5.5) over New Orleans Saints–RIGHT

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CarCar’s Week 13 Record: 10-4-2

CarCar’s Cumulative Record: 93-94-5