The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Fourteen

In Week Thirteen of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen Swanton Bomb’d George through a flaming table of a +5 rightness differential. How will George respond in Week Fourteen? Will he roll off the flaming rightness differential table right before he’s about to get Swanton’d? Or will Carmen follow up that Swanton through the flaming table with a super Swanton off a ladder through a flaming table? Tune in like four days ago, yesterday, and tonight to find out! And remember: A diario una manzana es cosa sana.

The CarCar v. Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas

Week Fourteen

(Picks appear in bold and ital.)

Georgie’s Picks

Houston Texans (-3.5) over Jacksonville Jaguars–WRONG

Minnesota Vikings (+7.5) over Baltimore Ravens–RIGHT

Indianapolis Colts (+7) over Cincinnati Bengals–WRONG

New England Patriots (-11.5) over Cleveland Browns–WRONG

New York Jets (-1.5) over Oakland Raiders–RIGHT

Philadelphia Eagles (-2.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT

Pittsburgh Steelers (-3) over Miami Dolphins–WRONG

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-1.5) over Buffalo Bills–RIGHT

Kansas City Chiefs (-3) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT

Atlanta Falcons (+3) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT

Tennessee Titans (+13) over Denver Broncos–WRONG

Arizona Cardinals (-7) over St. Louis Rams–RIGHT

New York Giants (+3) over San Diego Chargers–WRONG

Seattle Seahawks (+2.5) over San Francisco 49ers–RIGHT

New Orleans Saints (-3) over Carolina Panthers–RIGHT

Dallas Cowboys (EVEN) over Chicago Bears–WRONG

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Georgie’s Week Fourteen Record: 9-7

Georgie’s Cumulative Record: 88-115-5

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CarCar’s Picks

Jacksonville Jaguars (+3.5) over Houston Texans–RIGHT

Baltimore Ravens (-7.5) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG

Cincinnati Bengals (-7) over Indianapolis Colts–RIGHT

New England Patriots (-11.5) over Cleveland Browns–WRONG

Oakland Raiders (+1.5) over New York Jets–WRONG

Philadelphia Eagles (-2.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT

Miami Dolphins (+3) over Pittsburgh Steelers–RIGHT

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-1.5) over Buffalo Bills–RIGHT

Kansas City Chiefs (-3) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT

Atlanta Falcons (+3) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT

Denver Broncos (-13) over Tennessee Titans–RIGHT

Arizona Cardinals (-7) over St. Louis Rams–RIGHT

New York Giants (+3) over San Diego Chargers–WRONG

Seattle Seahawks (+2.5) over San Francisco 49ers–RIGHT

New Orleans Saints (-3) over Carolina Panthers–RIGHT

Dallas Cowboys (EVEN) over Chicago Bears–WRONG

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CarCar’s Week Fourteen Record: 11-5

CarCar’s Cumulative Record: 104-99-5