The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Twelve

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In Week Eleven of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen and George both did really shitty, seeing as neither competitor was able to post a positive Rightness Differential. Will our heroes regain their composures in Week 12? Or will their rampant shittiness win again? Tune in this past Thursday, today, and Monday night to find out! As an added bonus, this week will also feature the picks of revered sports analyst Bill “The Sports Guy” Simmons. Special thanks to Bill for taking the time to contribute his horrible picks. And remember: el laberinto de fauno.

The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas

Week Twelve

(Picks appear in bold and ital.)

Georgie’s Picks

Kansas City Chiefs (-7.5) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG

Cleveland Browns (+3) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT

Buffalo Bills (-3.5) over New York Jets–RIGHT

Chicago Bears (-6) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT

Cincinnati Bengals (+1) over Houston Texans–RIGHT

Jacksonville Jaguars (+15) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG

Green Bay Packers (-10) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG

New England Patriots (-7.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT

Tennessee Titans (+12.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG

St. Louis Rams (+5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT

Seattle Seahawks (-7) over Arizona Cardinals–RIGHT

Denver Broncos (-8) over Miami Dolphins–WRONG

San Francisco 49ers (-10) over Washington Redskins–WRONG

Dallas Cowboys (-3) over New York Giants–PUSH

New Orleans Saints (-3) over Baltimore Ravens–WRONG

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Georgie’s Week 12 Record: 7-7-1

Georgie’s Cumulative Record: 91-82-3

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CarCar’s Picks

Kansas City Chiefs (-7.5) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG

Cleveland Browns (+3) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT

Buffalo Bills (-3.5) over New York Jets–RIGHT

Chicago Bears (-6) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT

Cincinnati Bengals (+1) over Houston Texans–RIGHT

Jacksonville Jaguars (+15) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG

Green Bay Packers (-10) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG

New England Patriots (-7.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT

Tennessee Titans (+12.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG

St. Louis Rams (+5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT

Arizona Cardinals (+7) over Seattle Seahawks–WRONG

Miami Dolphins (+8) over Denver Broncos–RIGHT

Washington Redskins (+10) over San Francisco 49ers–RIGHT

Dallas Cowboys (-3) over New York Giants–PUSH

Baltimore Ravens (+3) over New Orleans Saints–RIGHT

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CarCar’s Week 12 Record: 9-5-1

CarCar’s Cumulative Record: 97-76-3

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Special Guest Moron Bill Simmons’s Picks

Oakland Raiders (+7.5) over Kansas City Chiefs–RIGHT

Cleveland Browns (+3) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT

Buffalo Bills (-3.5) over New York Jets–RIGHT

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+6) over Chicago Bears–WRONG

Houston Texans (-1) over Cincinnati Bengals–WRONG

Indianapolis Colts (-15) over Jacksonville Jaguars–RIGHT

Minnesota Vikings (+10) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT

New England Patriots (-7.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT

Tennessee Titans (+12.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG

St. Louis Rams (+5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT

Arizona Cardinals (+7) over Seattle Seahawks–WRONG

Miami Dolphins (+8) over Denver Broncos–RIGHT

San Francisco 49ers (-10) over Washington Redskins–WRONG

Dallas Cowboys (-3) over New York Giants–PUSH

Baltimore Ravens (+3) over New Orleans Saints–RIGHT

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Bill Simmons’s Week 12 Record: 9-5-1