In Week Eleven of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen and George both did really shitty, seeing as neither competitor was able to post a positive Rightness Differential. Will our heroes regain their composures in Week 12? Or will their rampant shittiness win again? Tune in this past Thursday, today, and Monday night to find out! As an added bonus, this week will also feature the picks of revered sports analyst Bill “The Sports Guy” Simmons. Special thanks to Bill for taking the time to contribute his horrible picks. And remember: el laberinto de fauno.
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas
Week Twelve
(Picks appear in bold and ital.)
Georgie’s Picks
Kansas City Chiefs (-7.5) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG
Cleveland Browns (+3) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT
Buffalo Bills (-3.5) over New York Jets–RIGHT
Chicago Bears (-6) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT
Cincinnati Bengals (+1) over Houston Texans–RIGHT
Jacksonville Jaguars (+15) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG
Green Bay Packers (-10) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG
New England Patriots (-7.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT
Tennessee Titans (+12.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG
St. Louis Rams (+5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT
Seattle Seahawks (-7) over Arizona Cardinals–RIGHT
Denver Broncos (-8) over Miami Dolphins–WRONG
San Francisco 49ers (-10) over Washington Redskins–WRONG
Dallas Cowboys (-3) over New York Giants–PUSH
New Orleans Saints (-3) over Baltimore Ravens–WRONG
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Georgie’s Week 12 Record: 7-7-1
Georgie’s Cumulative Record: 91-82-3
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CarCar’s Picks
Kansas City Chiefs (-7.5) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG
Cleveland Browns (+3) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT
Buffalo Bills (-3.5) over New York Jets–RIGHT
Chicago Bears (-6) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT
Cincinnati Bengals (+1) over Houston Texans–RIGHT
Jacksonville Jaguars (+15) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG
Green Bay Packers (-10) over Minnesota Vikings–WRONG
New England Patriots (-7.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT
Tennessee Titans (+12.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG
St. Louis Rams (+5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT
Arizona Cardinals (+7) over Seattle Seahawks–WRONG
Miami Dolphins (+8) over Denver Broncos–RIGHT
Washington Redskins (+10) over San Francisco 49ers–RIGHT
Dallas Cowboys (-3) over New York Giants–PUSH
Baltimore Ravens (+3) over New Orleans Saints–RIGHT
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CarCar’s Week 12 Record: 9-5-1
CarCar’s Cumulative Record: 97-76-3
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Special Guest Moron Bill Simmons’s Picks
Oakland Raiders (+7.5) over Kansas City Chiefs–RIGHT
Cleveland Browns (+3) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT
Buffalo Bills (-3.5) over New York Jets–RIGHT
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (+6) over Chicago Bears–WRONG
Houston Texans (-1) over Cincinnati Bengals–WRONG
Indianapolis Colts (-15) over Jacksonville Jaguars–RIGHT
Minnesota Vikings (+10) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT
New England Patriots (-7.5) over Detroit Lions–RIGHT
Tennessee Titans (+12.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG
St. Louis Rams (+5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT
Arizona Cardinals (+7) over Seattle Seahawks–WRONG
Miami Dolphins (+8) over Denver Broncos–RIGHT
San Francisco 49ers (-10) over Washington Redskins–WRONG
Dallas Cowboys (-3) over New York Giants–PUSH
Baltimore Ravens (+3) over New Orleans Saints–RIGHT
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Bill Simmons’s Week 12 Record: 9-5-1
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