From Carmen, To Reality by Carmen PetaccioNov 17, 201012:00 am

Today: November 16th 2010 (2)

Reality, I’m going to keep this concise, as I’ve noticed a direct correlation between the amount of words I/you write and how many hits my/our blog receives. In the case of last Friday (the most […]

From Reality, To Carmen by Carmen PetaccioNov 16, 201010:23 pm

Today: November 16th 2010 (1)

Dear Carmen, Three week ago, you were poised to ascend to the top of the Yahoo Fantasy Football Goomba League 2010 world. Your team, FUTURESEX/CUMSOUNDS, fell the undefeated Rushin Roulette, attained the points lead, and […]

From Carmen, To Reality by Carmen PetaccioNov 12, 20103:31 pm

Today: November 12th 2010 (2)

Reality, Sometimes I love you too sometimes. If I had the time, I’d find the time to cram this letter with rambling nonsense that nearly no one cares about, but I’m going into work early […]

From Reality, To Carmen by Carmen PetaccioNov 12, 20103:07 am

Today: November 12th 2010 (1)

Dear Carmen, I love myself, sometimes. Sincerely, Reality

From Carmen, To Reality by Carmen PetaccioNov 12, 201012:05 am

Today: November 11th 2010 (2)

Reality, To best express my (I’m sensing our) frustration, I’ve linked the relevant book review from The New York Times. Right Here!: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/07/books/review/JCohen-t.html How over over a century’s worth of reportage the New York Times […]

From Reality, To Carmen by Carmen PetaccioNov 11, 20106:48 pm

Today: November 11th 2010 (1)

Dear Carmen, In your continuing, feckless efforts to prove to the world how learned and erudite you are you’ve begun to read Adam Levin’s The Instructions, a thousand-page book about a pugnacious Jewish tenth grader […]

From Carmen, To Reality by Carmen PetaccioNov 10, 201011:15 pm

Today: November 10th 2010 (2)

Reality, Consider your comments heeded. I’m going to try to be better than I’ve been being. To be honest, it’s a toweringly tall task. Discerning when your trying to be better from your automated, unconscious […]

From Reality, To Carmen by Carmen PetaccioNov 10, 20107:24 pm

Today: November 10th 2010 (1)

Dear Carmen, Did you honestly believe that writing four letters in one day would redeem you? Leave it to the iniquitous to reduce the gradations and psychological intricacies of forgiveness to the realm of knee […]

From Carmen, To Reality by Carmen PetaccioNov 9, 201011:58 pm

Today: November 9th 2010 (4)

Reality, http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2010/10/25/101025fi_fiction_means As you may have heard, I am literate. One of the three joys afforded me in life is my subscription to The New Yorker, a magazine so rife with pomposities and pretension I […]