Reality, Allow me to preface the following by making you aware that someone located this website by Googling FAMOUS BABY BLOG. I think we can both agree this must be immediately entered into the running […]
Today: November 9th 2010 (2)
Reality, As you know, I hate so much. Over the years, nearly-sentient existence has provided me a steady stream of hatable people, objects, places, actions, people, and people. Lately though, my abhorrence has begun to […]
Today: November 9th 2010 (1)
Reality, You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been. I wish I knew. From what I’ve gathered, I’m in Florida, but I can’t be sure. I apologize. There is blame to be placed and I offer […]
Today: October 29th 2010
Dear Carmen, You’ve done it. 1068 page views. More than half of that total are visits to the A Picture of Paul Blart Page. Do you consider this a victory? Sincerely, Reality P.S. I don’t […]
Today: October 27th 2010
Reality, Your last letter sure was a gas! Where do you come up with this stuff(!)? I admit, I can’t stand you, but your insights are as amusing as they are poorly observed. Perspicacious would […]
Today: October 27th 2010
Dear Carmen, If your letters are to continue in this vein I’m going to have to ask you to start correspondance with another paradoxically abstract concept. I can’t do it anymore. It’s only been two […]
Today: October 26th 2010
Reality, My apologies for taking so long to get back to you. I’ve been drinking. To be honest, I fear that my alcohol consumption has gotten out of hand. I fear that if I go […]
Today: October 22nd 2010
Dear Carmen, I watched the video you sent me yesterday. Frankly, I’m not sure what you’re having trouble understanding. What you have on your hands (I don’t have proper hands) there is a profoundly confused […]
Today: October 21st 2010
Reality, WHAT IS HAPPENING! O’s and X’s, Carmen
