Dear Carmen, Did you honestly believe that writing four letters in one day would redeem you? Leave it to the iniquitous to reduce the gradations and psychological intricacies of forgiveness to the realm of knee […]

Dear Carmen, Did you honestly believe that writing four letters in one day would redeem you? Leave it to the iniquitous to reduce the gradations and psychological intricacies of forgiveness to the realm of knee […]
Reality, http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2010/10/25/101025fi_fiction_means As you may have heard, I am literate. One of the three joys afforded me in life is my subscription to The New Yorker, a magazine so rife with pomposities and pretension I […]
Reality, Allow me to preface the following by making you aware that someone located this website by Googling FAMOUS BABY BLOG. I think we can both agree this must be immediately entered into the running […]
Reality, As you know, I hate so much. Over the years, nearly-sentient existence has provided me a steady stream of hatable people, objects, places, actions, people, and people. Lately though, my abhorrence has begun to […]
Reality, You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been. I wish I knew. From what I’ve gathered, I’m in Florida, but I can’t be sure. I apologize. There is blame to be placed and I offer […]
Dear Carmen, You’ve done it. 1068 page views. More than half of that total are visits to the A Picture of Paul Blart Page. Do you consider this a victory? Sincerely, Reality P.S. I don’t […]
Reality, Your last letter sure was a gas! Where do you come up with this stuff(!)? I admit, I can’t stand you, but your insights are as amusing as they are poorly observed. Perspicacious would […]
Dear Carmen, If your letters are to continue in this vein I’m going to have to ask you to start correspondance with another paradoxically abstract concept. I can’t do it anymore. It’s only been two […]
Reality, My apologies for taking so long to get back to you. I’ve been drinking. To be honest, I fear that my alcohol consumption has gotten out of hand. I fear that if I go […]