Visual confirmation has been received that Kyle Kraig has taken Lacie Spring Beyers on her very first visit to New York City. BPoFD correspondents are compiling a complete itinerary for the couple’s day as well as corresponding photographs and evaluations. Considering that I was a pseudo-resident of NewYC for approximately four years, it may have been advisable for Kyle to consult me before taking this foray into the unknown. I could have suggested The Book of Mormon, or a multitude of hipster restaurants, or suggested that they not go at all, that NYCity humidity in high summer is an insufferable full-body rubdown provided by unwelcome hands lathered in scalding, malodorous oils. We pray that the atmospheric conditions don’t hamper Lacie’s enjoyment. From what we’ve been able to gather, Kyle & Lacie have successfully arrived in NewYorkC, and are planning on lunching at Stone Street, a subterranean yuppie lunch establishment patroned solely by business-suited men with eyes that can’t seem to focus in the half-light. BPoFD recommends the hanger steak.
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