Top Ten Movies of 2017 1. mother! 2. Good Time 3. The Killing of a Sacred Deer 4. War for the Planet of the Apes 5. Dunkirk 6. Ingrid Goes West 7. Okja 8. Beatriz at Dinner 9. The Meyerowitz Stories (New & […]
Category: Miscellanea
A New BPoFD.com
In October, it will be five years since Carmen Petaccio founded Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators. It’s amazing to think what fruits of his invention persist from that first post until today: hysterical diatribes, wrathful pans, interviews both […]
The 2014 BPoFD Chill and Fraud of the Year
After twelve months of cultural foundering, three weeks of contentious deliberation, a lengthy celebration of the year’s chills and a denigration of its many frauds, Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators is pleased to announce the recipients of The 2014 BPoFD […]
The 2014 BPoFD Chill of the Year: Honorable Mentions
Bonafide chills were few and far between in 2014. Subtle fraudulence belied even the most promising candidates, with perennial chills like Chris Pratt and Bill Cosby falling prey to corporate subjugation and being a rapist, respectively. At […]
The 2014 BPoFD Fraud of the Year: Honorable Mentions
History has forever been written by the conquerers, and conquerers are nothing if not fraud. When future generations learn of the yearlong nightmare known as 2014, the blighted stretch of space-time will likely seem no less fraught […]
The Complete BPoFD ’13-’14 Consumption List
In 2011, the director Steven Soderbergh made a list of everything that he read or watched for the entire year. This year, I’m doing the same thing. Compilation began on my 26th birthday, October 23rd 2013, and, barring […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week One
Last year, Carmen “CarCar” Petaccio and George “Georgie” Gutierrez faced off in one of recorded history’s most competitive and exhaustive battles for a single frozen margarita, The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas. The competitors were […]
The Insane Video I Made for Some Job I Applied To
Applying for jobs is a total, categoric sham, particularly in postindustrial America. When your country’s chief manufacturing commodity is Gchat conversations, convincing the lizard people plutocracy to underpay you to sit miserably at a desk […]
2014.5 Top Five Lists With Zero Explanations
Top 5 Movies of 2014 So Far 1. The Grand Budapest Hotel 2. The Lego Movie 3. Obvious Child 4. Edge of Tomorrow 5. Under the Skin Top 5 TV Shows of 2014 So Far […]
