In Week Sixteen of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen out mediocred George’s mediocre 7-8-1 record with his own mediocre 8-7-1 record. How will George respond in Week Seventeen, the final week? Will he make a “miraculous comeback,” a la a Ryan Tannehill last second drive? Or will he fucking lose? Tune in like five days ago to find out! And remember: no mas de esta miedra.
The CarCar v. Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas
Week Seventeen
(Picks appear in bold and ital.)
Georgie’s Picks
Carolina Panthers (-6) over Atlanta Falcons–WRONG
Baltimore Ravens (+6.5) over Cincinnati Bengals–WRONG
Jacksonville Jaguars (+10.5) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG
New York Jets (+6) over Miami Dolphins–RIGHT
Detroit Lions (+2.5) over Minnesota Vikings–RIGHT
New York Giants (-3) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT
Pittsburgh Steelers (-6.5) over Cleveland Browns–RIGHT
Tennessee Titans (-7) over Houston Texans–WRONG
Green Bay Packers (-2.5) over Chicago Bears–RIGHT
Buffalo Bills (+7.5) over New England Patriots–WRONG
New Orleans Saints (-11.5) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT
Arizona Cardinals (+1) over San Francisco 49ers–WRONG
Oakland Raiders (+10.5) over Denver Broncos–WRONG
Kansas City (+9.5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT
St. Louis (+11.5) over Seattle Seahawks–WRONG
Dallas Cowboys (+7) over Philadelphia Eagles–RIGHT
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Georgie’s Week Seventeen Record: 8-8
Georgie’s Final Record: 110-140-6
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CarCar’s Picks
Carolina Panthers (-6) over Atlanta Falcons–WRONG
Cincinnati Bengals (-6.5) over Baltimore Ravens–RIGHT
Indianapolis Colts (-10.5) over Jacksonville Jaguars–RIGHT
Miami Dolphins (-6) over New York Jets–WRONG
Detroit Lions (+2.5) over Minnesota Vikings–RIGHT
New York Giants (-3) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT
Pittsburgh Steelers (-6.5) over Cleveland Browns–RIGHT
Houston Texans (+7) over Tennessee Titans–RIGHT
Green Bay Packers (-2.5) over Chicago Bears–RIGHT
New England Patriots (-7.5) over Buffalo Bills–RIGHT
New Orleans Saints (-11.5) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT
Arizona Cardinals (+1) over San Francisco 49ers–WRONG
Denver Broncos (-10.5) over Oakland Raiders–RIGHT
Kansas City (+9.5) over San Diego Chargers–RIGHT
St. Louis (+11.5) over Seattle Seahawks–WRONG
Philadelphia Eagles (-7) over Dallas Cowboys–WRONG
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CarCar’s Week Seventeen Record: 11-5
CarCar’s Final Record: 131-119-6