Last year, Carmen “CarCar” Petaccio and George “Georgie” Gutierrez faced off in one of recorded history’s most competitive and exhaustive battles for a single frozen margarita, The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas. The competitors were challenged to predict the outcomes of every regular season NFL game, accounting for spreads, every week. Now, with another NFL season looming, the competitors have stepped back into the salted rim octagon to battle for margarita immortality. Will Carmen rise? Will Georgie fall? Will Georgie rise and Carmen fall? Who will take that first victorious dram of marg, seventeen weeks from today? Tune in every week to find out! And remember: y tu mama tambien.
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas
Week One
(Picks appear in bold and ital.)
Georgie’s Picks
Seattle Seahawks (-5.5) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT
New Orleans Saints (-2.5) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT
Baltimore Ravens (EVEN) over Cincinnati Bengals–WRONG
Chicago Bears (-7.5) over Buffalo Bills–WRONG
Houston Texans (-2.5) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT
Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5) over Tennessee Titans–WRONG
New England Patriots (-5) over Miami Dolphins–-WRONG
New York Jets (-5.5) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG
Jacksonville Jaguars (+11.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG
Pittsburgh Steelers (-7) over Cleveland Browns–WRONG
Minnesota Vikings (+3.5) over St. Louis Rams–RIGHT
San Francisco 49ers (-4.5) over Dallas Cowboys–RIGHT
Carolina Panthers (+1) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT
Denver Broncos (-9) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG
Detroit Lions (-5) over New York Giants–RIGHT
Arizona Cardinals (-3) over San Diego Chargers–WRONG
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Georgie’s Week One Record: 7-9
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END OF SEASON TIEBREAKER
Will Lamar Miller score over or under six all-purpose touchdowns?
Georgie’s Prediction: UNDER six Lamar Miller touchdowns
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CarCar’s Picks
Seattle Seahawks (-5.5) over Green Bay Packers–RIGHT
New Orleans Saints (-2.5) over Atlanta Falcons–RIGHT
Cincinnati Bengals (EVEN) over Baltimore Ravens–RIGHT
Chicago Bears (-7.5) over Buffalo Bills–WRONG
Houston Texans (-2.5) over Washington Redskins–RIGHT
Kansas City Chiefs (-3.5) over Tennessee Titans–WRONG
Miami Dolphins (+5) over New England Patriots–RIGHT
New York Jets (-5.5) over Oakland Raiders–WRONG
Jacksonville Jaguars (+11.5) over Philadelphia Eagles–WRONG
Cleveland Browns (+7) over Pittsburgh Steelers–RIGHT
Minnesota Vikings (+3.5) over St. Louis Rams–RIGHT
Dallas Cowboys (+4.5) over San Francisco 49ers–WRONG
Carolina Panthers (+1) over Tampa Bay Buccaneers–RIGHT
Denver Broncos (-9) over Indianapolis Colts–WRONG
New York Giants (+5) over Detroit Lions–WRONG
San Diego Chargers (+3) over Arizona Cardinals–RIGHT
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CarCar’s Week One Record: 9-7
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END OF SEASON TIEBREAKER
Will Lamar Miller score over or under six all-purpose touchdowns?
CarCar’s Prediction: OVER six Lamar Miller touchdowns
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