(Please note: These diaristic recaps of the final eight episodes of AMC’s Breaking Bad are written from the point of view of Walter “Flynn” White Jr., the son of Walter and Skyler White. Given this conceit, certain […]
The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Four
In Week Three of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen and George battled their way to a pathetic and embarrassing 4-11-1 draw. Will they manage to rebound in Week Four? […]
All The Newsroom Season 2 Recaps I Wrote, Now In One Convenient Place
With Jeff Daniels’s unlikely win at last night’s 65th annual Emmy Awards, the television industry confirmed that it is willing to cross a desert on its knees to suck the dick of the 18-49 demographic, […]
Recapping Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 14: Ozymandias: The Diary of Flynn White
(Please note: These diaristic recaps of the final eight episodes of AMC’s Breaking Bad are written from the point of view of Walter “Flynn” White Jr., the son of Walter and Skyler White. Given this conceit, certain […]
The Strawberry Criterion: Drake’s Nothing Was The Same
Upon release of album three, what are we to make of Aubrey “Drizzy Drake” Graham, the Kleenex-soft rapper who claims he tops the mohs scale, the fake-friend paranoiac from the bottommost streets of Degrassi, who can’t […]
The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Three
In Week Two of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen methodically added to his lead over George, besting his opponent with a +4 rightness differential. How will George respond in […]
Recapping Breaking Bad Season 5 Episode 13: To’hajiilee: The Diary of Flynn White
(Please note: These diaristic recaps of the final eight episodes of AMC’s Breaking Bad are written from the point of view of Walter “Flynn” White Jr., the son of Walter and Skyler White. Given this conceit, certain […]
Requested: The BPoFD Fall TV Watch List 2013 Edition
Being a white American with a social circle the size of a penny and a spiritual unease the size of the Milky Way, I watch a lot of television. I have, for example, watched the […]
The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Two
In Week One of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen eked out the narrowest of victories, besting George’s record by a single win. How will George respond in Week 2? […]
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