Editor’s Note: This review of American Sniper contains mad spoilers. Clint Eastwood’s American Sniper is a notable war film, if not for the hundreds of deaths it depicts, then for the single death it leaves out. In its dramatization […]
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The 2014 BPoFD Chill and Fraud of the Year
After twelve months of cultural foundering, three weeks of contentious deliberation, a lengthy celebration of the year’s chills and a denigration of its many frauds, Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators is pleased to announce the recipients of The 2014 BPoFD […]
The 2014 BPoFD Chill of the Year: Honorable Mentions
Bonafide chills were few and far between in 2014. Subtle fraudulence belied even the most promising candidates, with perennial chills like Chris Pratt and Bill Cosby falling prey to corporate subjugation and being a rapist, respectively. At […]
The 2014 BPoFD Fraud of the Year: Honorable Mentions
History has forever been written by the conquerers, and conquerers are nothing if not fraud. When future generations learn of the yearlong nightmare known as 2014, the blighted stretch of space-time will likely seem no less fraught […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Seventeen
In Week Sixteen of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen and George played to an uneventful draw, setting up the most dramatic final week in the competition’s already very dramatic […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Sixteen
In Week 15 of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, George triumphantly snatched the lead from Carmen’s stupid, unsuspecting hands. With only two weeks left to play in the season, George […]
2014 Top Ten Lists With Zero Explanations
Top 10 Movies of 2014 1. The Grand Budapest Hotel 2. Whiplash 3. The Lego Movie 4. Obvious Child 5. Snowpiercer 6. Boyhood 7. Noah 8. Birdman 9. Edge of Tomorrow 10. Under the Skin x Top 10 TV Shows of 2014 1. Transparent, Season One […]
The Strawberry Criterion: Inherent Vice
Is genius adaptable? The answer really seems to depend on the compatibility of the geniuses in question. Even across mediums, sensibilities need to align somewhat; if not in action, then in spirit, theme, effect. A […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Fifteen
In Week Fourteen of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, George trounced Carmen for the second week in a row, pulling to within one rightness of Carmen’s lead. Will George finally […]
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