Dear Carmen, Did you honestly believe that writing four letters in one day would redeem you? Leave it to the iniquitous to reduce the gradations and psychological intricacies of forgiveness to the realm of knee […]
Author: Carmen Petaccio
I blog, therefore I am.
Today: November 9th 2010 (4)
Reality, http://www.newyorker.com/fiction/features/2010/10/25/101025fi_fiction_means As you may have heard, I am literate. One of the three joys afforded me in life is my subscription to The New Yorker, a magazine so rife with pomposities and pretension I […]
Today: November 9th 2010 (3)
Reality, Allow me to preface the following by making you aware that someone located this website by Googling FAMOUS BABY BLOG. I think we can both agree this must be immediately entered into the running […]
Today: November 9th 2010 (2)
Reality, As you know, I hate so much. Over the years, nearly-sentient existence has provided me a steady stream of hatable people, objects, places, actions, people, and people. Lately though, my abhorrence has begun to […]
Today: November 9th 2010 (1)
Reality, You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been. I wish I knew. From what I’ve gathered, I’m in Florida, but I can’t be sure. I apologize. There is blame to be placed and I offer […]
Today: October 29th 2010
Dear Carmen, You’ve done it. 1068 page views. More than half of that total are visits to the A Picture of Paul Blart Page. Do you consider this a victory? Sincerely, Reality P.S. I don’t […]
Today: October 27th 2010
Reality, Your last letter sure was a gas! Where do you come up with this stuff(!)? I admit, I can’t stand you, but your insights are as amusing as they are poorly observed. Perspicacious would […]
Today: October 27th 2010
Dear Carmen, If your letters are to continue in this vein I’m going to have to ask you to start correspondance with another paradoxically abstract concept. I can’t do it anymore. It’s only been two […]
Today: October 26th 2010
Reality, My apologies for taking so long to get back to you. I’ve been drinking. To be honest, I fear that my alcohol consumption has gotten out of hand. I fear that if I go […]
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