Reality, Humblest apologies about the delays to the Cruise Diary. Hopefully the appended makes everything up to you. In my defense, I’ve been up to the eyeballs with applications, reorganizing the arcade at Kabooms, and […]
Author: Carmen Petaccio
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Today: December 14th 2010
Dear Carmen, To preface, the cruise diary? Not as bad as I expected. I expected bad. You have, unexpectedly, exceeded expectations. Apparently, you spent the entirety of your vacation cowering in a hottub making up […]
20 Todays Ago (November 22nd 2010): Cruise Diary, Day Three: Whiteout
Dear Diary, There are many noteworthy beaches on the U.S. Virgin Island of St. Maarten. Perhaps the most notable of these is Maho Beach. This particular strip of sand meets sea is situated dangerously close […]
20 Todays Ago (November 21st 2010): Cruise Diary Day Two: Afterlife
Afterlife Dear Diary, Banana had drawn the blinds across the balcony window, blotting out the sun, and I was prepared to slip silently into nonexistence. No nutrients had entered my body in over a day. […]
20 Todays Ago (November 20th 2010): Cruise Diary Day One: Throwing Up Throw-Up
Throwing Up Throw-Up Dear Diary, Had I known what was awaited me, I would have turned back, but there is no knowing what awaits, and forward I did trudge. I awoke early. The day of […]
Today: December 8th 2010
Reality, If you’re following my Cruise Diary and are unable to adequately formulate a picture of the transcendent tangoing of Hermano, please see the approximation above. In addition, a few secondary characters (DeBill, Sven, Mr. […]
20 Todays Ago (November 19th 2010): Cruise Diary Day Zero, Cast of Characters
Dear Diary, After nearly three weeks, I am mentally, physically, spiritually prepared to discuss all events nautical that transpired over the course of my weeklong family cruise vacation. Before I can feasibly do that, I […]
Today: Monday December 6th 2010 (2)
Dear Carmen, Strangely, I’m glad you’re back. Besides synthesizing the eleven legal pads of information compiled during your Caribbean cruise, you’ve been weathering an upper respiratory infection. This is a trying juncture in your brief […]
Today: Monday December 6th 2010 (1)
Reality, Sabbatical has ended. O’s and X’s, Carmen
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