Dear Carmen, You’ve done it. 1068 page views. More than half of that total are visits to the A Picture of Paul Blart Page. Do you consider this a victory? Sincerely, Reality P.S. I don’t […]
Author: Carmen Petaccio
I blog, therefore I am.
Today: October 27th 2010
Reality, Your last letter sure was a gas! Where do you come up with this stuff(!)? I admit, I can’t stand you, but your insights are as amusing as they are poorly observed. Perspicacious would […]
Today: October 27th 2010
Dear Carmen, If your letters are to continue in this vein I’m going to have to ask you to start correspondance with another paradoxically abstract concept. I can’t do it anymore. It’s only been two […]
Today: October 26th 2010
Reality, My apologies for taking so long to get back to you. I’ve been drinking. To be honest, I fear that my alcohol consumption has gotten out of hand. I fear that if I go […]
Today: October 22nd 2010
Dear Carmen, I watched the video you sent me yesterday. Frankly, I’m not sure what you’re having trouble understanding. What you have on your hands (I don’t have proper hands) there is a profoundly confused […]
Today: October 21st 2010
Reality, WHAT IS HAPPENING! O’s and X’s, Carmen
Today: October 20th 2010
Dear Carmen, I’m writing in regards to your inquiry re: Boardwalk Empire. Partially, your inability to fully appreciate the show stems from your incessant need to compare the show to the analogous Sopranos. This is […]
The Strawberry Criterion: Enter the Void
See the above. Afterwards see the below: Indubitably, Enter the Void boasts the best opening title sequence since Panic Room. Similarities end there, as everything that follows bears little-to-infinitesimal resemblance to movies, reality, and in […]
Today: October 18th 2010
Reality, As I’m sure you know I spent four hours last night meditating on Don Draper’s fiance’s teeth. In retrospect, my time may have been better spent doing my ShakeWeight regiment or flossing, but then […]
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