I consider myself a football agnostic. Outside of the Todd Road Thanksgiving Bowl, I never played the sport as a kid. The liberal arts college I attended didn’t have a football program. Though I follow the […]
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The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Fourteen
In Week Thirteen of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, George overcame Carmen’s paltry 5-11 record with a slightly less paltry 7-9 record of his own. Will our competitors’ terribleness continue […]
LATEST: ESPN Fires Bill Simmons, Will Replace With Charles Barkley
Amidst a sea of scandal and scrutiny, ESPN has announced that it has relieved Bill “Sports Guy” Simmons of his editorship at Grantland.com. He will be replaced by Charles Barkley. In a leaked report obtained by […]
How Should Darren Wilson Spend His Newfound Fortune?
Anyone who believes that the American Dream is dead and buried need look no further than the remarkable story of former police officer Darren Wilson. Get this. Less than six months ago, Officer Wilson was just another […]
BREAKING: Joe Scarborough is a Talking, Human-Shaped Dumpster
Fans of MSNBC political pundit Joe Scarborough, who recently “made waves” with an impassioned tirade about the post-Ferguson demonization of police officers, will be shocked to learn that Mr. Scarborough is actually a talking, human-shaped […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Thirteen
In Week 12 of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen “took it to the house,” posting a +4 Rightness Differential and stretching his lead over George to 6 Rightnesses. With […]
Katniss Everdeen: Good Marxist?
The history of all heretofore existing Hunger Games is the history of class struggles. In the post-apocalyptic book and film series, an unfettered bourgeois ruling class known as The Capitol subjugates the larger proletariat population of […]
The 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas: Week Twelve
In Week Eleven of the 2nd Annual CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen and George both did really shitty, seeing as neither competitor was able to post a positive Rightness Differential. Will […]
An EXCLUSIVE Excerpt from Jonathan Franzen’s New Novel “Purity”
If the beautiful, perfect heart in the chest of Philip Roth ever stops beating, which it shouldn’t, Jonathan Franzen will become the greatest living American novelist. When news broke yesterday that Mr. Franzen’s new novel, Purity, […]
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