Over the coming weeks, I’ll be organizing a series of screenings and discussions on the films of Steve Bannon, the scabies-infested Jimmy Buffet roadie who currently serves as the White House Chief of Staff. If […]
LEAKED: PERFORMANCE LINEUP FOR HILLARY’S INAUGURATION
(A Note from the Editors: Late last night, the investigatory team at BPoFD received what appears to be a leaked copy of the official itinerary for Hillary Clinton’s presidential inauguration ceremony. The encrypted document was pasted into an […]
My President Trump Wish List
Donald Trump has been elected the 45th president of the United States. Here’s my wish list for his four-year reign of terror. The trial of Lena Dunham The revocation of my healthcare Everything covered in gold […]
Who Will Win?
Later tonight, the United States of America will elect the first female president in its 238-year history, ending the most disheartening and bizarre election cycle in recent memory. The Democrats will likely retake control of […]
Who Won The Third Debate?
Last night, at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump met in the third and final presidential debate before the general election on November 8th. Donald Trump won. Here’s why: In […]
Who Won The First Debate?
Last night, at Hofstra University, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton met in the first of three 2016 presidential debates. No one won. Why? Because Hillary Clinton is effectively running unopposed for the Presidency of the United […]
The Official BPoFD Presidential Endorsement
For the past painful year, the Republican presidential contenders have been bombarding Americans with empty propaganda slogans and competing, bizarrely, to present themselves as the least experienced person for the most important elected job in […]
In Defense of Donald Trump
In less than six months’ time, Donald J. Trump, the racist billionaire, has achieved what six decades of liberal discourse–from Noam Chomsky to Bill Maher–sought and failed to accomplish: he has revealed to the general […]
What Rapper Should Endorse Hillary Clinton?
Last night, hip hop artist and activist Killer Mike, of the rap collective Run The Jewels, endorsed Bernie Sanders (I-VT) for president at a campaign rally in Atlanta, Georgia. Mike spent five hours with the candidate prior […]