*Please note that this examination of The New York Yankees as a metaphor for the downfall of our country and consciousness should in no way be taken as a criticism of said team’s longtime shortstop, Derek […]
Category: Critical Anal
Critical Analyses: What Does the New Facebook Mean for YOU?
Unbeknownst to everyone, Facebook has redesigned its layout before. In actuality it’s a pretty frequent occurrence, happening roughly two times a year to varying degrees, and, every time everyone in Zuckerbergburg changes things, everyone in […]
Critical Analyses: True Blood Season 4 and Human Cognition
Across the spectrum of human experience, few exploits are as detrimental to the human cognitive system as watching True Blood Season 4. Unlike its counterpart in spiritual vacuousness Entourage-which instead of diverging from its original […]
Critical Analyses: Why Do Things Have to End?
Every end is ours and ours alone to audience. Cumbered with sentience, we stare awed as the indifferent universe throttles its components to and from existence without accord or, in most cases, acknowledgement. We are […]
Critical Analyses: Is The Crab’s Claw Inn The Worst Dining Experience In The History of Dining Experiences?
The courses that life takes are in many ways out of our hands. Unwittingly we are brought into the world and unwittingly we are dragged from it. To maximize the brief time that separates these […]
Critical Analyses: Has Captain Hook’s Pirate Bar Been Compromised?
During the summer of 2009 I was in the midst of an existential disintegration. A barrage of white people problems had left me stupefied, destabilized, bereft of the prior joys I had, as far back […]
Critical Analysis: Eschaton
Tomorrow Jesus returns to the Earth to take everyone out of Saturday Mass and into the Kingdom of Heaven. The rest of us will have to endure-in strict chronological order-war, famine, death, martyrs crying out […]
Critical Analyses: Congratulations In Order: Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators Now 1/2
DISCLAIMER: This BPoFD post is heavily referential to a previous BPoFD post. Reading that post before reading this post is encouraged. READ THAT POST HERE READ THIS POST BELOW Considering my readership’s substantial response to […]
Critical Analyses: Nine Types of Light
Dear Science, TV on the Radio’s previous album, was the last physical CD I bought. That was 2008. Three years later, I accidentally second-degree murdered my laptop in my sleep. Its passing left considerable voids […]
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