Afterlife Dear Diary, Banana had drawn the blinds across the balcony window, blotting out the sun, and I was prepared to slip silently into nonexistence. No nutrients had entered my body in over a day. […]
Category: Miscellanea
20 Todays Ago (November 20th 2010): Cruise Diary Day One: Throwing Up Throw-Up
Throwing Up Throw-Up Dear Diary, Had I known what was awaited me, I would have turned back, but there is no knowing what awaits, and forward I did trudge. I awoke early. The day of […]
20 Todays Ago (November 19th 2010): Cruise Diary Day Zero, Cast of Characters
Dear Diary, After nearly three weeks, I am mentally, physically, spiritually prepared to discuss all events nautical that transpired over the course of my weeklong family cruise vacation. Before I can feasibly do that, I […]
Today: October 6th 2010
Today, the FOX Broadcasting Company decided to cancel the very solid hourlong drama series Lone Star. So I’m starting a fucking blog.
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