I am proud. “Death Professor,” my first post two days ago, received sixty views. Now, granted: forty of those views were actually just me checking again and again for spelling / grammatical errors and looking to […]

I am proud. “Death Professor,” my first post two days ago, received sixty views. Now, granted: forty of those views were actually just me checking again and again for spelling / grammatical errors and looking to […]
Dear The Entire World, Based upon the information currently in my iCal, I, Carmen Petaccio, will be embarking upon two major sabbaticals in the coming months. To continue providing the best anything and everything that […]
BEST PICTURE WHO WILL WIN: The King’s Speech WHO DESERVED TO WIN: The Social Network BEST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE WHO WILL WIN: Colin Firth WHO DESERVED TO WIN: James Franco BEST ACTRESS IN […]
Best Movie of 2011 So Far No Strings Attached? Best Song of 2011 So Far Atiba Song by Panda Bear Best Album of 2011 So Far Dye It Blonde by Smith Westerns Best Book Read […]
Top Ten Movies of 2010 1. Greenberg 2. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 3. Toy Story 3 4. The Social Network 5. The King’s Speech 6. Cyrus 7. Blue Valentine 8. Rabbit Hole 9. Black […]
4. The Social Network We went over this. 3. Toy Story 3 Many a sleepless night have my selves entered unresolvable debate on whether Wall-E is superior to UP! or vice versa. The consensus is […]
4. Round and Round by Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti For me, modern music is divided into two distinct eras. The first, inchoate time period is defined by the penchant for lead singers to scat sing […]
2. The Fermata by Nicholson Baker Few novels that feature a woman being fucked by a UPS truck are so eloquent, so bottomlessly observant of the world’s arrangement before the salacious eyes of the male […]
7. Blue Valentine Unbeknownst to itself, Blue Valentine is a disaster movie. A familiar, idyllic world is built and with gradual, exacting precision the very devices that brought that world into existence necessitate its undoing. […]