3. Teen Dream by Beach House From the introductory wisp arpeggios of Zebra to the fade-to-nothing conclusion of Take Care, this album does not falter. Never does Teen Dream feel overblown. No moment comes across […]

3. Teen Dream by Beach House From the introductory wisp arpeggios of Zebra to the fade-to-nothing conclusion of Take Care, this album does not falter. Never does Teen Dream feel overblown. No moment comes across […]
7. Runaway by Kanye West Hands down, Runaway is the best music video since Jamiroquai’s Virtual Insanity. The song itself is impossibly, incredibly of equal worth. Though the lyrics are a bit inane, the transitions […]
5. Freedom For good reason, this book has been left off a majority of Year End lists. Franzen spent nine years crafting a novel that is essentially his previous novel. Like The Corrections, Freedom dives […]
10. The Ghost Writer Besides featuring fits of the most gorgeous modern interior decorating in the history of film, The Ghost Writer beats out Oliver Stone’s lackluster W. for most hilarious Condoleezza Rice doppelganger. Aside […]
5. Arcade Fire-The Suburbs Despite being overblown and senseless thematic, the Arcade Fire’s third album is still better than most everything. If someone more discerning had lobbed off Empty Room and Month of May […]
10. Love is All by the Tallest Man on Earth Over tangly finger-picking The Tallest Man on Earth somehow outdoes his cover of Paul Simon’s Graceland. Stark imagery paints houses made of spider-webs, rivers […]
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Reality, It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Santa brought me everything I asked for, banjo included. Per your list, I wrote you a Christmas story for Christmas. I know it’s just exactly what […]
Dear Diary, There are many noteworthy beaches on the U.S. Virgin Island of St. Maarten. Perhaps the most notable of these is Maho Beach. This particular strip of sand meets sea is situated dangerously close […]