I am not a writer and therefore have no business advising anyone on the business of writing. My knowledge of the language and narrative arts is limited. I know the usage difference between “between” and […]
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Requested: The Strawberry Criterion: Orange is the New Black
The “Golden Age” of television is drawing to a swift, spectacular close. The Sopranos and The Wire have exited our televisions, if not our conversations. Breaking Bad has already skidded into the final curve of its downward spiral. Within […]
Who Should Direct My Bachelorette Audition Tape?
Over the past six weeks, I have fallen in love. I wasn’t expecting to, still can’t believe it happened to me. In fact, I had just about given up all hope of ever finding “The […]
Will Will Zurich’s Controversial Facebook Status Decide the 2012 Presidential Election?
Geography of the outside world determines the geography of the inner. Earlier this week, Hurricane Sandy forever changed the geographies of New Jersey and New York, the twin homes of this author’s soul. Lives were […]
A Letter to My Son
As a consequence of my being, I regularly find myself plodding hungover through the streets of New York City, and, by way of this custom, on a nondescript October morning, I was to become a […]
Requested: Updating Baby Pictures
Unlike my mother, I own no window to the wants of others. As a result, I am bankrupt at gifting. I am the giver of books doomed to occupy musty shelves, unread. The gift certificates […]
Requested: Are The Muppets Communists?
Caveat: This post makes heavy reference to a segment from Fox News’ Follow The Money regarding Walt Disney Pictures’ The Muppets, watching is recommended but not required. Man was born free, and he is everywhere […]
Requested: What is American Horror Story?
More often than not, I am confused. The world brims with innumerable agents of confusion, and do these agents ever have my personal number. I wake up every morning, think, “what’s going on here?” and […]
BPoFD By Request: BPoFD, Undead
Welcome entire world to the new and in every way better BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS. Please provide your eyes time to adjust. When they have adjusted continue reading. Failing to do so will result in […]
baby pictures of famous dictators 