5. Freedom For good reason, this book has been left off a majority of Year End lists. Franzen spent nine years crafting a novel that is essentially his previous novel. Like The Corrections, Freedom dives […]
Top Ten Movies of 2010 #’s 8-10
10. The Ghost Writer Besides featuring fits of the most gorgeous modern interior decorating in the history of film, The Ghost Writer beats out Oliver Stone’s lackluster W. for most hilarious Condoleezza Rice doppelganger. Aside […]
Top Five Albums of 2010 #’s 4-5
5. Arcade Fire-The Suburbs Despite being overblown and senseless thematic, the Arcade Fire’s third album is still better than most everything. If someone more discerning had lobbed off Empty Room and Month of May […]
Top Ten Songs of 2010 #’s 8-10
10. Love is All by the Tallest Man on Earth Over tangly finger-picking The Tallest Man on Earth somehow outdoes his cover of Paul Simon’s Graceland. Stark imagery paints houses made of spider-webs, rivers […]
Today: January 2nd 2011
Reality, Prepare for the upcoming week, because the upcoming week is Year End Lists week. I’ll be compiling the best in 2010’s movies, music, and books into comprehensive and peerless lists, primed for your perusal. […]
2010 in review
Reality, Happiest New Year. Attached is a statistical analysis of our blog viability. Consider us blog viable. Long live us. O’s and X’s, Carmen 2010 Stats for Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators The stats helper […]
A Christmas Story for Reality
Reality, It’s the most wonderful time of the year! Santa brought me everything I asked for, banjo included. Per your list, I wrote you a Christmas story for Christmas. I know it’s just exactly what […]
Today: December 16th 2010
Reality, Humblest apologies about the delays to the Cruise Diary. Hopefully the appended makes everything up to you. In my defense, I’ve been up to the eyeballs with applications, reorganizing the arcade at Kabooms, and […]
Today: December 14th 2010
Dear Carmen, To preface, the cruise diary? Not as bad as I expected. I expected bad. You have, unexpectedly, exceeded expectations. Apparently, you spent the entirety of your vacation cowering in a hottub making up […]
baby pictures of famous dictators 