Over the coming weeks, I’ll be organizing a series of screenings and discussions on the films of Steve Bannon, the scabies-infested Jimmy Buffet roadie who currently serves as the White House Chief of Staff. If […]
Sardoni Selects 2: An Exhaustive Email Exchange: Part 3
(Editor’s Note: Three years ago, Carmen Petaccio and Taylor Sardoni exchanged 15,000 words of email correspondence about the ten most notable films of 2013. No one was ever able to determine why, and now they’re […]
LEAKED: PERFORMANCE LINEUP FOR HILLARY’S INAUGURATION
(A Note from the Editors: Late last night, the investigatory team at BPoFD received what appears to be a leaked copy of the official itinerary for Hillary Clinton’s presidential inauguration ceremony. The encrypted document was pasted into an […]
A Preemptive Review of Milo Yiannopoulis’s New Book
(Editor’s Note: Yesterday, Simon & Schuster paid a reported $250,000 to acquire the publishing rights to Dangerous, a book about “free speech” by Milo Yiannopoulis, a mentally ill Lance Bass impersonator. Having already read Mien Kampf twice, I have no […]
Everyone Who Should Have Died in 2016 But Didn’t, Ranked
2016 was a banner year for death. David Bowie died, as did other less important people. Here are the Top 50 people who deserved to die this year but didn’t, ranked by how much they […]
Sardoni Selects 2: An Exhaustive Email Exchange: Part Two
(Editor’s Note: Three years ago, Carmen Petaccio and Taylor Sardoni exchanged 15,000 words of email correspondence about the ten most notable films of 2013. No one was ever able to determine why, and now they’re […]
The Strawberry Criterion: Rogue One
Midway through Rogue One, the first Star Wars anthology film, Darth Vader uses the Force to choke Orson Krennic, Commander of the Galactic Empire. Then, while Force choking Orson Krennic, Darth Vader says, “Don’t choke on your aspirations.” Or […]
Sardoni Selects 2: An Exhaustive Email Exchange: Part One
(Editor’s Note: Three years ago, Carmen Petaccio and Taylor Sardoni exchanged 15,000 words of email correspondence about the ten most notable films of 2013. No one was ever able to determine why. Now they’re at it […]
2016 Top Ten Lists With Zero Explanations
Top Ten Movies of 2016 1. Wiener Dog 2. Elle 3. The VVitch 4. Green Room 5. Hell or High Water 6. The Lobster 7. Loving 8. The Handmaiden 9. Moana 10. Swiss Army Man x Top Ten TV Shows of […]
