2016 was a banner year for death. David Bowie died, as did other less important people. Here are the Top 50 people who deserved to die this year but didn’t, ranked by how much they […]
Sardoni Selects 2: An Exhaustive Email Exchange: Part Two
(Editor’s Note: Three years ago, Carmen Petaccio and Taylor Sardoni exchanged 15,000 words of email correspondence about the ten most notable films of 2013. No one was ever able to determine why, and now they’re […]
The Strawberry Criterion: Rogue One
Midway through Rogue One, the first Star Wars anthology film, Darth Vader uses the Force to choke Orson Krennic, Commander of the Galactic Empire. Then, while Force choking Orson Krennic, Darth Vader says, “Don’t choke on your aspirations.” Or […]
Sardoni Selects 2: An Exhaustive Email Exchange: Part One
(Editor’s Note: Three years ago, Carmen Petaccio and Taylor Sardoni exchanged 15,000 words of email correspondence about the ten most notable films of 2013. No one was ever able to determine why. Now they’re at it […]
2016 Top Ten Lists With Zero Explanations
Top Ten Movies of 2016 1. Wiener Dog 2. Elle 3. The VVitch 4. Green Room 5. Hell or High Water 6. The Lobster 7. Loving 8. The Handmaiden 9. Moana 10. Swiss Army Man x Top Ten TV Shows of […]
My President Trump Wish List
Donald Trump has been elected the 45th president of the United States. Here’s my wish list for his four-year reign of terror. The trial of Lena Dunham The revocation of my healthcare Everything covered in gold […]
Who Will Win?
Later tonight, the United States of America will elect the first female president in its 238-year history, ending the most disheartening and bizarre election cycle in recent memory. The Democrats will likely retake control of […]
Who Won The Third Debate?
Last night, at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump met in the third and final presidential debate before the general election on November 8th. Donald Trump won. Here’s why: In […]
Positively Blorth Street
Earlier today, the 2016 Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to Robert Allen Zimmerman, a folk singer who performs under the name Bob Dylan. The Swedish Academy cited Dylan for “having created new poetic expressions […]
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