We are breaking back good, America. Income inequality worsens by the second. Lawyers run two-for-one family specials for filing for divorce and bankruptcy simultaneously. The death knell of culture gongs endlessly in the streets, deadening […]
Tag: Life
What Carmen’s Bringing to Garbapalooza
There comes a time in every alt millenial life when time constraints and baggage fees force one to reevaluate the contents of one’s Hershel backpack. One must reduce the gallimaufry therein into the barest, most […]
My Top 5 Dream Hologram Concerts
At last week’s Coachella Valley Music & Art Festival, the essentially dead rappers Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg performed alongside a hologram of the actually dead rapper Tupac Shakur. I was not present at the […]
baby pictures of famous dictators 