Last year, Carmen “CarCar” Petaccio and George “Georgie” Gutierrez faced off in one of recorded history’s most competitive and exhaustive battles for a single frozen margarita, The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas. The competitors were […]
Carmelo Anthony re-signed with The New York Knicks for lack of a better option, as The New York Knicks re-signed Carmelo Anthony for lack of a better option. Loyalty was never a factor for either […]
For the eighth time in the past ten years, The New York Knicks find themselves without a coach. The team’s new president of basketball operations and mascot, Phil Jackson, has vowed to find a coach […]
The issues and opinion surrounding the “punishment” of Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling seem as numerous as the motivation behind his punishment seems singular. For the vast majority, this was a necessary, punitive act […]
In Week Five of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen narrowly edged out George with a slim +2 rightness differential. How will George respond in Week Six? Will he get […]
In Week One of The CarCar v Georgie NFL Showdown for All the Margaritas, Carmen eked out the narrowest of victories, besting George’s record by a single win. How will George respond in Week 2? […]
In preparation for the upcoming NFL season, Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators has commissioned four preeminent NFL analysts to offer their opinions and insights as a means of enlightening an unenlightened world. The names of these analysts, […]
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