Reports have surfaced that a bitter feud has erupted between Lacie Spring Beyers and eminent Manhattan Event Planner Will Zurich. According to reliable sources, plans were in place to have Kyle & Lacie meet Zurich […]

Reports have surfaced that a bitter feud has erupted between Lacie Spring Beyers and eminent Manhattan Event Planner Will Zurich. According to reliable sources, plans were in place to have Kyle & Lacie meet Zurich […]
BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS has acquired photographic evidence that Kyle & Lacie are falling more and more in love by virtue of New York City’s vibrancy and architectural iconography. Security has been tight around the […]
Visual confirmation has been received that Kyle Kraig has taken Lacie Spring Beyers on her very first visit to New York City. BPoFD correspondents are compiling a complete itinerary for the couple’s day as well as […]
According to the appended Facebook status update, Lacie Spring Beyers is currently en route to New Jersey, with Kyle Kraig. BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS is unable to confirm whether Kyle & Lacie will have […]
This week, BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS will be celebrating the existence of Lacie Spring Beyers. Lacie is, impossibly, Kyle Kraig’s girlfriend. Before The Todd Road Dynasty was The Todd Road Dynasty, even before The Todd Road Dynasty […]
Disclaimer: This post was meant to be posted 6/16/11. Due to a host of mental problems and spotty internet, it’s being posted today, 6/20/11. Certain portions of the post are speculative (from the post 6/16/11 […]
I have a confession to make. For the previous week I, Carmen Petaccio, have harbored a secret from the world, from my family, my friends, those dearest to me. Greatly has the tonnage of this […]
After tireless deliberation amongst the editorial board, BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS has chosen what song to endorse as the official “Jam (Song)” of Summer ‘011. We thank each and every one of the candidates that […]
Last week, exactly one year to the day I moved to Florida, I moved back to my hometown of Toms River, New Jersey. The six days since my return have proved unexpectedly trying. As with […]