Last week, a children’s ministry called Life Savers unveiled the above-pictured billboard near a mall in eastern Alabama. If the previous sentence didn’t sufficiently indicate that the billboard featured a Hitler quote, the next sentence […]
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Who Should Coach The Knicks?
For the eighth time in the past ten years, The New York Knicks find themselves without a coach. The team’s new president of basketball operations and mascot, Phil Jackson, has vowed to find a coach […]
A Preemptive Review of the Seth MacFarlane Cowboy Movie
Editor’s Note: I have not seen the Seth MacFarlane cowboy movie, A Million Ways to Die in the West, and I don’t intend to, ever. With that said, I must acknowledge the unfortunate fact that […]
My Chipotle Cup Flash Fiction
In an effort to promote the reading of literary fiction, ubiquitous burrito purveyor Chipotle Mexican Grill has started superimposing little short stories on its fountain soda cups. The campaign has attracted some of the “biggest” […]
My Bachelorette Questionnaire Answers
The contestant bios for the tenth season of The Bachelorette have been released, confirming that my application for the competition has been rejected for the tenth consecutive year. Once again, twenty-seven mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers will vie for […]
The Requisite Donald Sterling Post
The issues and opinion surrounding the “punishment” of Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling seem as numerous as the motivation behind his punishment seems singular. For the vast majority, this was a necessary, punitive act […]
The Strawberry Criterion: The Goldfinch
To view The Goldfinch through the lens of the traditional novel is to view an object with one eye closed–as an image robbed of its true depth. Discussions of character, plot, authorial biography and style, […]
BPoFD Podcast Episode #13: Lacy Warner
In Episode #13 of the BPoFD Podcast, managing editor Carmen Petaccio sits down with The L Magazine‘s Lacy Warner to discuss the three topics he knows the most about in the world: sex, love, and relationships. Highlights include Carmen’s […]
All The Newsroom Season 2 Recaps I Wrote, Now In One Convenient Place
With Jeff Daniels’s unlikely win at last night’s 65th annual Emmy Awards, the television industry confirmed that it is willing to cross a desert on its knees to suck the dick of the 18-49 demographic, […]
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