It speaks to the presence of mind demanded of America’s highest political office that, were Joseph R. Biden Jr. to be elected president this November, he wouldn’t stand as the first commander-in-chief to occupy the […]
John Wisniewski for Governor: The Official BPoFD Endorsement
For the past seven years, the residents of New Jersey, our union’s greatest and most educated state, have been made a national laughingstock by their Republican governor, Chris Christie. Since assuming the office in 2010, […]
Maher Meets Milo
Last week, in response to the booking of Milo Yiannopoulos on HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher, Jeremy Scahill, one of the founders of The Intercept, cancelled his scheduled appearance on the show. A regular guest since 2007, Scahill […]
Bannon Fest Teaser
Over the coming weeks, I’ll be organizing a series of screenings and discussions on the films of Steve Bannon, the scabies-infested Jimmy Buffet roadie who currently serves as the White House Chief of Staff. If […]
LEAKED: PERFORMANCE LINEUP FOR HILLARY’S INAUGURATION
(A Note from the Editors: Late last night, the investigatory team at BPoFD received what appears to be a leaked copy of the official itinerary for Hillary Clinton’s presidential inauguration ceremony. The encrypted document was pasted into an […]
Who Will Win?
Later tonight, the United States of America will elect the first female president in its 238-year history, ending the most disheartening and bizarre election cycle in recent memory. The Democrats will likely retake control of […]
Who Won The Third Debate?
Last night, at the University of Nevada, Las Vegas, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump met in the third and final presidential debate before the general election on November 8th. Donald Trump won. Here’s why: In […]
Who Won The First Debate?
Last night, at Hofstra University, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton met in the first of three 2016 presidential debates. No one won. Why? Because Hillary Clinton is effectively running unopposed for the Presidency of the United […]
The Official BPoFD Presidential Endorsement
For the past painful year, the Republican presidential contenders have been bombarding Americans with empty propaganda slogans and competing, bizarrely, to present themselves as the least experienced person for the most important elected job in […]