Interview Series: An Overview Sadly, maybe not so sadly, the Interview Series is going to have to spill over into the month of March. I am simply too busy getting rejected from graduate schools to […]
Interview Series: An Overview Sadly, maybe not so sadly, the Interview Series is going to have to spill over into the month of March. I am simply too busy getting rejected from graduate schools to […]
Charles “Hamburgers” Sweeny is the most Hamburgers person I know. For one that has never met Charlie, experienced his vibrancy and mania, that descriptor is meaningless, but for the lucky consortium that have had the […]
Nick “New School” Ray-Keeffe was my college roommate. From his myriad epithets (New School, Nerd School, Fag School, NS, GQ, NRK, NGQRK, NNSGQRK) to his infamous salutation (HEY!), Nick has proven himself to be an […]
Dahyun Lee Dahyun Lee is my only Asian friend. He was my college roommate, as well as my most prominent travel companion during my semester abroad. With him, I have played guitar in Florentine […]
Sam Tacon is one twenty-fourth of River City Extension, the second most popular band to originate from Toms River New Jersey, after Skid Row. Also, she is my friend. In the eighth grade, she accused […]
Rico Caruso Rico Caruso was one half of holdonlove. For as long as I’ve known him, music has been integral to his identity. In the sixth grade, Rico became so infatuated with caucasian rap […]
Will Zurich is one of my best friends, and another fifth of the Todd Road Dynasty. Like the rest of the Dynasty, Will exudes sexuality, class, and has no idea who Ryan actually is. He […]
Sarah Ramirez is the great love of my young life. Five years ago this Valentine’s Day, she date-raped me at a party, and from those innocent and serendipitous beginnings our adulation blossomed. Unlike the analogous […]
Brian Petaccio is my father, and he is way too busy to be interviewed.