Last month, after four years of performative devotion, Lena Dunham admitted to abandoning her beloved rescue dog, Lamby, citing the animal’s penchant for biting her white concave ass. Controversial reports quickly surfaced from Lamby’s original […]
Category: Interviews
My Exclusive Interview with The Fat Jew
Yesterday, New York Magazine published an interview with the beleaguered social media celebrity Josh Ostrovsky, better known to millions of Instagram users as The Fat Jew. Since signing with the renowned talent agency CAA, Ostrovsky has […]
EXCLUSIVE: BPoFD Interviews Jeff Koons
Say what you will about the man or his work, but Jeff Koons is the greatest artist who has ever lived. To promote his emblematically titled retrospective at The Whitney, Jeff Koons: A Retrospective, Mr. Koons […]
Interview Series Day 28: Carmen Petaccio
I am Carmen Petaccio. I was born in Point Pleasant New Jersey on October 23rd 1987 at 12:55 P.M.. I am twenty-three years old. I am sixty-nine inches tall and weigh approximately 160 pounds. I […]
Carmen’s End of the Month Self-Interview: An Interview Overview
To facilitate my actual doing of the thing, I have compiled the questions for my End of the Month Self-Interview below, and while a portion of these are only posable to me, those that aren’t […]
Interview Series Day 27: Andrea Petaccio
Andrea Petaccio is my sister and the most virtuosic napper currently living. When I was three-years-old, Andrea was two-years-old and I attempted to murder her by driving the head of a sand wedge roughly […]
Interview Series Day 25: Austin “Ausar” Sardoni
Austin “Ausar” Sardoni is the son of Gene “Genesar” Sardoni, the brother of Taylor “T” Sardoni and Bre “Bresar” Sardoni, and the grandson of Phyllis “The Original” Sardoni. He is sixteen-years-old. Simple existence at […]
Interview Series Day 24: Gene “Genesar” Sardoni
Gene “Genesar” Sardoni is the father of Taylor “T” Sardoni, Austin “Ausar” Sardoni, Bre “Bresar” Sardoni, and the son of Phyllis “The Original” Sardoni. His notorious blog, “Genesar: A Day in the Life” was the […]
Interview Series Day 23: Ryan Rudnicki
Ryan Rudnicki is an illusion. There is an idea of a Ryan Rudnicki, of an elusive figure that speaks in a fathomless baritone and makes up another fifth of the Todd Road Dynasty. Yet, that […]
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