I have two perennial New Year’s Resolutions. One is to stop embarrassing myself on this ridiculous blog, grow up, and make something of myself. The other is to read fifty books during the calendar year. […]
Category: Miscellanea
What Carmen’s Bringing to Garbapalooza
There comes a time in every alt millenial life when time constraints and baggage fees force one to reevaluate the contents of one’s Hershel backpack. One must reduce the gallimaufry therein into the barest, most […]
My Top 5 Dream Hologram Concerts
At last week’s Coachella Valley Music & Art Festival, the essentially dead rappers Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg performed alongside a hologram of the actually dead rapper Tupac Shakur. I was not present at the […]
An Open Letter to Instagram Pictures of Food
Dear Instagram Pictures of Food, Like all that is, you did not ask to be. Powers outside your control have thrust you into unwitting existence. But born you were and there is no changing it. […]
My Mad Men Fan Fiction
The daily writing process of Honore de Balzac had three distinct steps. First, Balzac would drink ten cups of coffee. Second, he would masturbate. Third, he would sit down to write. It was Balzac who, […]
An Unfortunate Death Playlist
I have taken ill. For the past twenty-four hours, I’ve been exhibiting symptoms symptomatic of a common cold. I have a tuffy nose, a sore troat. It is not unfeasible that a concerned party could […]
A Letter to My Son Part 4: A Picture for Wilson
This is a picture of Wilson. Obviously, a photo at all involving my face will pale in wonder to this photo, but I’m going to try, over the next day or so, to wrangle a […]
A Letter to My Son Part 3: Drafting
This post references heavily two prior posts. The first can be read by clicking these clickable words, while the second can be read by clicking these clickable words. Composition as process is dying. At the time of this […]
A Letter to My Son Part 2: My Interests
Suggestion: Elucidate what’s going on below by clicking what you’re reading here. As further charity, Children’s International suggests nine topics of conversation to touch upon in your letter to your sponsored child. They are: Gardening, Cooking, Music, […]
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