Over Christmas, I expressed interest in getting a cat to my mother. While I am an equal opportunity pet haver (Hello, Brooklyn. Hello, Booda.), I don’t feel a metropolitan setting is conducive to providing a […]
Obligatory Lana Del Rey Post
Sound cannot exist in a vacuum, as image cannot manifest in darkness. These are dependent phenomena, predicated upon and made material by preexisting conditions over which they exercise limited control. In the case of popular […]
Top 10 Reasons I’m Completely and Utterly Alone on Valentine’s Day
One of the most prominent critiques levied against Valentine’s Day upholds that the pure and noble aims inherent to the holiday have been undone by commercialization, monetization, society’s need to universalize life’s most subjective, intangible […]
Requested: Updating Baby Pictures
Unlike my mother, I own no window to the wants of others. As a result, I am bankrupt at gifting. I am the giver of books doomed to occupy musty shelves, unread. The gift certificates […]
Who Is Behind McGowan-Gate?
In nary three days’ time, the post “Me (Chris McGowan) & The LSAT” amassed approximately 500 discrete views. I (Carmen A. Petaccio) wrote the post as means of bestowing praise on the titular Me (Chris […]
Baby Pictures of Famous Dictators 2011 Statistical Review
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2011 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: The concert hall at the Syndey Opera House holds 2,700 people. This blog was viewed about 27,000 times in […]
Top 11 Lists of 2011
2011 was the best year of everyone’s life. An earthquake united the entire East Coast in dance, and We Bought a Zoo came out in theaters. Judging by my start to 2012 (alcohol poisoning, girlfriend left […]
Holy Wars: Tim Tebow v. Tom Brady
In three hours’ time, Tom Brady’s New England Patriots will take the field against Tim Tebow’s Denver Broncos in the most ontologically complex NFL regular season game of all time. On this rarest of occasions, […]
Requested: Are The Muppets Communists?
Caveat: This post makes heavy reference to a segment from Fox News’ Follow The Money regarding Walt Disney Pictures’ The Muppets, watching is recommended but not required. Man was born free, and he is everywhere […]
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