Along with the worst opening title sequence ever, Boardwalk Empire has returned. The computer-generated bottles have returned. The computer-generated sky has returned. The theme music by The Brian Jonestown Massacre and Steve Buscemi’s reality-generated melting […]
“Moves like Jagger” is a song by the popular American rock band Maroon 5. Like most popular music today, it is a subliminal mobilization of America’s increasingly populated herd of soulless drones, a call for […]
Unbeknownst to everyone, Facebook has redesigned its layout before. In actuality it’s a pretty frequent occurrence, happening roughly two times a year to varying degrees, and, every time everyone in Zuckerbergburg changes things, everyone in […]
A Special Note of Explanation from the Editor: Taylor Sardoni’s Contrarian Conundrums is a new column, written by local cinephile Taylor Sardoni in response to the reviews presented in The Strawberry Criterion. Layman’s terms: I […]
Drive categorizes itself as a subversion of a genre that, upon reflection, it strives to inhabit. This is a hyper-stylized movie, where characters exhibit limited interiority, pursue hackneyed goals through unlikely means. The music is […]
Across the spectrum of human experience, few exploits are as detrimental to the human cognitive system as watching True Blood Season 4. Unlike its counterpart in spiritual vacuousness Entourage-which instead of diverging from its original […]
In classic Breaking Bad fashion, we’re treated to close-ups that show a ton and explain an ounce. What we know this week is: someone broke his glasses, someone got blood on his Sanuks. What we […]
It pains me to report that Chris “Prof” McGowan has left his position as Senior Editor at Toms River Patch. The split was amicable. Prof has confirmed via text message that he “wishes those corporate […]
This week’s episode of BB is brought to you by Stella Artois’s Chalice Can. This week’s episode of BB is a Gus-centric episode. This week’s episode of BB finds Walt getting an enema/cancer MRI. This week’s episode of BB finds […]
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