Disclaimer: This post was meant to be posted 6/16/11. Due to a host of mental problems and spotty internet, it’s being posted today, 6/20/11. Certain portions of the post are speculative (from the post 6/16/11 […]
The Strawberry Criterion: So Far Summer Movie Round-Up
For brevity’s sake, I’m going to offer up three condensed reviews for The Tree of Life, X-Men: First Class, and Super 8, respectively. Two of these movies more than justify substantial and explorative analyses, but I’m […]
Be Honest: Did I, Carmen Petaccio, Get You?
I have a confession to make. For the previous week I, Carmen Petaccio, have harbored a secret from the world, from my family, my friends, those dearest to me. Greatly has the tonnage of this […]
BPoFD Presents/Selects: The Official “Jam (Song)” of Summer ‘011
After tireless deliberation amongst the editorial board, BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS has chosen what song to endorse as the official “Jam (Song)” of Summer ‘011. We thank each and every one of the candidates that […]
Survival Guide: Readjusting to the Toms River, New Jersey Lifestyle
Last week, exactly one year to the day I moved to Florida, I moved back to my hometown of Toms River, New Jersey. The six days since my return have proved unexpectedly trying. As with […]
Critical Analyses: Has Captain Hook’s Pirate Bar Been Compromised?
During the summer of 2009 I was in the midst of an existential disintegration. A barrage of white people problems had left me stupefied, destabilized, bereft of the prior joys I had, as far back […]
Congratulations In Order: Chris McGowan Redefines Guest Blogging and In Some Ways The Internet
The future is a mirage yet to form. What’s coming can’t be known, and, in certainty’s stead, expectations arise. I had expectations for Chris “The Professor” McGowan’s guest blogging at BPoFD. Those expectations were exceeded, […]
What now?
Since my time as guest blogger ends today, I’m gonna need a new creative outlet. I’ll take any suggestions you have, but here are some ideas for novels and stuff I’ve been working on. I […]
ReelinInTheYears88
I am proud. “Death Professor,” my first post two days ago, received sixty views. Now, granted: forty of those views were actually just me checking again and again for spelling / grammatical errors and looking to […]
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