The escalating violence between Israeli military forces and HAMAS has once again called into question the legitimacy of the state of Israel, that thing that definitely needs to exist. As anyone who has ever owned […]
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What Carmelo Re-Signing Means
Carmelo Anthony re-signed with The New York Knicks for lack of a better option, as The New York Knicks re-signed Carmelo Anthony for lack of a better option. Loyalty was never a factor for either […]
2014.5 Top Five Lists With Zero Explanations
Top 5 Movies of 2014 So Far 1. The Grand Budapest Hotel 2. The Lego Movie 3. Obvious Child 4. Edge of Tomorrow 5. Under the Skin Top 5 TV Shows of 2014 So Far […]
The Strawberry Criterion: The Leftovers Pilot
In The Leftovers, HBO’s new prestige drama, two percent of the world’s population spontaneously disappears into thin air. The pope vanishes. Gary Busey dematerializes. Car seats are left barren all over the world. No explanation is […]
Which Fitness Cult Is For Me?
Having established temporary residency in Toms River, New Jersey for the next thirty days, I’m required by law to join a fitness cult. The question is, which one? There are so many! For anyone existing […]
How To Solve America’s Gun Problem
As long as there are guns in the this country, there will be gun violence in this country, and at the time of this writing there are more than 300 million guns in the United […]
Highlights From James Franco’s New Short Story “Bungalow 89”
The literature of James Franco defies any and all analysis. It simply…is. His motivations baffle. His creations perplex. To understand the how or why behind his writing is to understand the language of beasts. Comprehension […]
How Ashamed About Reading YA Books Are You?
Slate.com, that infamous fount of intellectual discourse, published an article yesterday whose gist was that adults who read YA fiction should be ashamed about reading YA fiction. Considering the fantastic stupidity of that argument, Baby […]
Ten Fun Metaphors for Obama’s New Climate Change Initiative
President Obama recently introduced an initiative to reduce the carbon-dioxide emissions of America’s nuclear power plants by 17% over the next six years. To call this move half-assed is an insult to everyone in the […]
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