Andrea Petaccio is my sister and the most virtuosic napper currently living. When I was three-years-old, Andrea was two-years-old and I attempted to murder her by driving the head of a sand wedge roughly […]
The Strawberry Criterion: Paul
Art is intended to immerse, to afford the recipient a means of removing himself from himself. In certain cases, art can provide bona fide escape from living’s trials, give rise to perspectival realignments, prompt cavernous […]
Today: March 25th 2011
Reality, Much has transpired since our last correspondence, and I’d like to seize this opportunity to reassess the increasingly volatile state of the entire world, how it has metamorphosed since the commencement of the interview […]
Interview Series Day 25: Austin “Ausar” Sardoni
Austin “Ausar” Sardoni is the son of Gene “Genesar” Sardoni, the brother of Taylor “T” Sardoni and Bre “Bresar” Sardoni, and the grandson of Phyllis “The Original” Sardoni. He is sixteen-years-old. Simple existence at […]
Interview Series Day 24: Gene “Genesar” Sardoni
Gene “Genesar” Sardoni is the father of Taylor “T” Sardoni, Austin “Ausar” Sardoni, Bre “Bresar” Sardoni, and the son of Phyllis “The Original” Sardoni. His notorious blog, “Genesar: A Day in the Life” was the […]
Interview Series Day 23: Ryan Rudnicki
Ryan Rudnicki is an illusion. There is an idea of a Ryan Rudnicki, of an elusive figure that speaks in a fathomless baritone and makes up another fifth of the Todd Road Dynasty. Yet, that […]
Interview Series: An Overview
Interview Series: An Overview Sadly, maybe not so sadly, the Interview Series is going to have to spill over into the month of March. I am simply too busy getting rejected from graduate schools to […]
Interview Series Day 22: Charles “Hamburgers” Sweeny
Charles “Hamburgers” Sweeny is the most Hamburgers person I know. For one that has never met Charlie, experienced his vibrancy and mania, that descriptor is meaningless, but for the lucky consortium that have had the […]
Interview Series Day 21: Nick “New School” Ray-Keeffe
Nick “New School” Ray-Keeffe was my college roommate. From his myriad epithets (New School, Nerd School, Fag School, NS, GQ, NRK, NGQRK, NNSGQRK) to his infamous salutation (HEY!), Nick has proven himself to be an […]
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