Say what you will about the man or his work, but Jeff Koons is the greatest artist who has ever lived. To promote his emblematically titled retrospective at The Whitney, Jeff Koons: A Retrospective, Mr. Koons […]
Tag: Hate
The Insane Video I Made for Some Job I Applied To
Applying for jobs is a total, categoric sham, particularly in postindustrial America. When your country’s chief manufacturing commodity is Gchat conversations, convincing the lizard people plutocracy to underpay you to sit miserably at a desk […]
Is Nate Silver A Socially Tone Deaf Tool Bag?
The civil unrest over the murder of 18-year-old Michael Brown by a police officer in Ferguson, Missouri has raised a host of unanswerable questions. How can an African American President be so utterly dismissive of the […]
In Which I Help Mitt Romney Blog
Editor’s Note: National regret Mitt Romney recently took five of his 22 (!) grandchildren rock-climbing across the American West, an experience he recounted via blog post on the self-publishing platform Medium.com. In typical Romney fashion, the […]
The Strawberry Criterion: The Leftovers Pilot
In The Leftovers, HBO’s new prestige drama, two percent of the world’s population spontaneously disappears into thin air. The pope vanishes. Gary Busey dematerializes. Car seats are left barren all over the world. No explanation is […]
My Bachelorette Questionnaire Answers
The contestant bios for the tenth season of The Bachelorette have been released, confirming that my application for the competition has been rejected for the tenth consecutive year. Once again, twenty-seven mouth-breathing knuckle-draggers will vie for […]
Requested: The Strawberry Criterion: Eleanor & Park
An adult wrote Eleanor & Park to be read by young adults, as S.E. Hilton wrote The Outsiders and Harper Lee wrote To Kill A Mockingbird. Like those books, its readership quickly expanded to include adults […]
On Hate: Recapping The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 4
“I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking, parties, cold rainy weather, and, most of […]
On Hate: Recapping The Newsroom Season 2 Episode 3
“A true man hates no one. A truer man hates The Newsroom.” -Napoleon Hate incites action. For all its detriments, few emotions (“love” may be the sole analogue) prime their subject for creation (and destruction) […]
baby pictures of famous dictators 