No civilization ever found purchase on the planet earth without too discovering pederasty in its midst. The phenomenon’s documented history dates back to Ancient Greece. Socrates was an accused pederast. Granted, his accusers were sophists, […]
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Recapping: Boardwalk Empire Sea 2 Epi 5
Nuck has forfeited his life as a gangster to become an original prankster. During his speech to the veterans of Atlantic County, Nuck speech-pranks Jimmy into giving an impromptu speech. “YOU BEEN NUCKED!”-Nucky Thompson to […]
Recapping: Boardwalk Empire Sea 2 Epi 4
Jimmy Irish walks around his booze warehouse, very pleased with himself. Clearly he no longer blames himself for his parents’ divorce, which is due in no small part to the fact that, across the City […]
Recapping: Boardwalk Empire Sea 2 Epi 3
Sadly, I forgot to recap last week’s episode of Boardwalk Empire. As compensation, a selection of the episode’s best quotes, followed by a verbatim reprinting of my shorthand observations of said episode, “A Dangerous Maid.” […]
BPoFD 1st Birthday Open Thread
Today is BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS’s 1st birthday. Not by coincidence, today is also the birthday of Kirk Cameron. Feel free to comment on how BPoFD or Kirk Cameron has affected your life in the past […]
BREAKING: Exclusive Photos and Analyses from The Upcoming Season of Mad Men
The BPoFD Paparazzos have obtained exclusive on-set photos from the upcoming fifth season of AMC‘s popular television program Mad Men. The show chronicles the volatile lives of men and women working at a Madison Avenue ad agency […]
Requested: What is American Horror Story?
More often than not, I am confused. The world brims with innumerable agents of confusion, and do these agents ever have my personal number. I wake up every morning, think, “what’s going on here?” and […]
Recapping: Boardwalk Empire Sea 2 Epi 2
Mags’s indentured servants are concerned about her. She can tell as soon as she wakes up and confusedly ambles down her marble staircase with the diamond banisters. “Woot is gooin oon?” she asks. “Nuck in […]
Critical Analyses: What Do Yankees Fans Even Root For?
*Please note that this examination of The New York Yankees as a metaphor for the downfall of our country and consciousness should in no way be taken as a criticism of said team’s longtime shortstop, Derek […]
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