Over Christmas, I expressed interest in getting a cat to my mother. While I am an equal opportunity pet haver (Hello, Brooklyn. Hello, Booda.), I don’t feel a metropolitan setting is conducive to providing a […]

Over Christmas, I expressed interest in getting a cat to my mother. While I am an equal opportunity pet haver (Hello, Brooklyn. Hello, Booda.), I don’t feel a metropolitan setting is conducive to providing a […]
In nary three days’ time, the post “Me (Chris McGowan) & The LSAT” amassed approximately 500 discrete views. I (Carmen A. Petaccio) wrote the post as means of bestowing praise on the titular Me (Chris […]
2011 was the best year of everyone’s life. An earthquake united the entire East Coast in dance, and We Bought a Zoo came out in theaters. Judging by my start to 2012 (alcohol poisoning, girlfriend left […]
In three hours’ time, Tom Brady’s New England Patriots will take the field against Tim Tebow’s Denver Broncos in the most ontologically complex NFL regular season game of all time. On this rarest of occasions, […]
No civilization ever found purchase on the planet earth without too discovering pederasty in its midst. The phenomenon’s documented history dates back to Ancient Greece. Socrates was an accused pederast. Granted, his accusers were sophists, […]
Today is BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS’s 1st birthday. Not by coincidence, today is also the birthday of Kirk Cameron. Feel free to comment on how BPoFD or Kirk Cameron has affected your life in the past […]
“Moves like Jagger” is a song by the popular American rock band Maroon 5. Like most popular music today, it is a subliminal mobilization of America’s increasingly populated herd of soulless drones, a call for […]
This will be my final week posting at BABY PICTURES OF FAMOUS DICTATORS. After endless hours of contentious inner monologue amongst the voices in my head, I feel that what needed to be said has […]
It’s Lacie Spring Byers, not Lacie Spring Beyers, as originally reported.