Everyone tracking their Church’s Chicken Batter orders at home on their laptops are going to be very disappointed! Or are they! Some hombres hijacked the truck, yet, strangely, they only took one bucket of Church’s Chicken. […]

No buckles; all Pontiac Aztek.  Bryan Cranston is peeved, and he’s driving peeved (BPoFD Driving Tip: Don’t let your feelings drive you when you’re driving your Pontiac Aztek.  You drive your Pontiac Aztek. If God intended […]

Shrek can’t sleep, and as anyone that has dealt with insomnia can attest, there’s no cure for The Uncountable Sheep quite like thinking up long cons to protect your estranged husband’s crystal meth business.  Her […]

For once, Bryan Cranston has woken up on the right side of the meth lab.  Standing at his elaborate macchiato machine, he grins a slight grin at the modicum of relative security and inner peace […]

To ‘better protect himself,’ Walt buys a gun.  To keep himself up, Mike drinks a coffee.  To allay debilitating murder guilt, Pinkman indulges in a woofer system built from the base components of Paulie’s robot […]